November 2009
1 post
killing the moment
me: I'll miss you all day long.
her: Yeah right.
me: Heh. Do you remember what that was like? Spending the whole day pining?
her: (smiling) Oh yeah... (more smiling)
me: Yeah. So... what was that like?
August 2009
1 post
wrong side of the bed, and all
mattly: that's so this morning
kyle: fuck you, it's only 3pm
kyle: that is morning
June 2009
2 posts
how deep the rabbit hole
trevor: Wonder how many people are getting *really* twitchy, what with twitter being down for maintenance for an hour right now.
kyle: I've been doing lines of coke to compensate, it seems to be keeping me under control
trevor: kyle: dammit, that's worthy of an OH .... BUT I CAN'T TWEET IT!
almost haiku
justin: I hope I'm not getting pink eye. :-/
rick: dirty strippers will do that
justin: that was my first thought
March 2009
1 post
21st century communication
rick: using ember...
towski: using propane...
trevor: using a fire and a blanket to send smoke signals across the valley
February 2009
3 posts
“if I had to understand all the code I deal with on a daily basis I would never...”
– another random guy on IRC
“My customers are a multiheaded beast where each head wants something different...”
– Some random guy on IRC
I'm a what?
I took one of those myers-briggs tests and it proclaimed me an INFJ.
No idea how they came up with that but I know deep down they’re wrong. Now they are spamming me with invites to a group of other INFJs - why can’t people just leave me alone? I think the stress of it all is giving me a cold. Fucking morons.
January 2009
3 posts
when reality and movies collide
trevor: I don't know why you guys are so worked about about Obama
trevor: he's just a girl
trevor: standing in front of a boy
trevor: asking him to love her
is listening to "Little Motel" by Modest Mouse,...
trevor: /itunes
and this is why you should never listen to your...
trevor: giles - what's all this rimshots in propane you're twittering about?
giles: /rimshot
trevor: which does...?
giles: => http://instantrimshot.com
trevor: you type rimshot and it speaks that url?
giles: makes a rimshot sound. also /trombone and /fart
trevor: omg - not for everyone in the room?
giles: hehehehe
giles: why
giles: yes
giles: for everyone
giles: in the room
giles: I realize I am suggesting you cross the streams of cheese
trevor: that's a great idea - it should also include a big-ass animated gif of a drummer doing a rimshot too eh?
kyle: /annoy-trevor
kyle: YES
kyle: with flash video of Neil Pert plz
giles: hahahahahahaha
December 2008
1 post
oh the glory that is
trevor: I made those "bacon cups" to go with salad a while back. They shrunk way too much and lost their shape, leaving them unable to hold any salad. It would have been a complete fail except it... well, it was bacon.
mattly: fail can't be involved with bacon
trevor: seriously
trevor: In case of fail, break glass. You don't need to ask what's behind the glass.
October 2008
3 posts
When STI gets out of hand
rick: everything is a comment
rick: users are just comments with passwords
full of fail
everyone_else: blah blah blah
me: you're all morons
“where i work, there is no ‘nsfw’”
– technoweenie, around the ENTP campfire
September 2008
2 posts
lucidity
rick: hey kyle
kyle: ?
rick: wait nvm i'm dumb
Around the campfire...
rick: [redacted]
justin: [redacted]
trevor: must... resist... urge... to... tumblr.....
justin: trevor: hah, don't. [redacted]...
July 2008
1 post
the girls at ENTP
rick: i probably loook dumb in bright yellow, yet i'm wearing a bright yellow shirt now
justin: rick: you do
will: haha
matt: no, your skin tone wears it well
justin: gray shirts make my ass look big. I just can't wear them.
February 2007
1 post
“It’s no good having a dog and barking yourself.”
– Anyone who’s ever had a client ignore expert advice.